Remember Tebowing? The internet sensation that caught on just after planking, where you get down on your knee and pray despite the fact that noone around you is doing it, and it may not be the most appropriate time? Well... I miss Tebowing. I was just thinking, we need some other random acts based off of sports figures. I propose the following additions.
Bynuming... Whenever you're losing to someone, or even if they're just annoying you, you jump into them as hard as you can, knocking them to the floor. Then, you take your shirt off as you walk away.
Jordaning... When performing a particularly difficult task, stick your tongue out as far as you possibly can.
Heismaning... After a particularly epic business meeting, just bust out the Heisman stance.
Gramaticaing... After a particularly mundane task, such as an easy first quarter field goal, celebrate ecstatically. Then, pretend you blew out a knee on the celebration.
Iversoning... When someone asks you a question, take a random word from the question and repeat it like 22 times in your answer. For example... "Honey, did you stop and get milk on the way home?" ... "Milk? We're talkin about milk? Milk? Not my hard day at work. Not working my fingers to the bone. We're sittin up here talkin about some milk. Milk. Not the meat I brought home yesterday. The milk. Not the cheese or the eggs or the bread. The milk.`"
Tysoning... When someone asks you a question, go off on a particularly agressive rant. For example... "Honey, did you stop and get milk on the way home?" ... "Milk? Milk better be afraid of me. I will eat milk's babies for lunch. I go to sleep and dream about destroying milk."
Gibsoning... After completing an epic task, run really slowly as if your knees are going to give out, and give a double fist pump at waist level.
Aliing... When someone asks you how you accomplished a task, go on a self-praising epic rant. For example... "Mike, how were you able to complete that spreadsheet so fast?" ... "I completed it so fast because I'm the baddest that ever was. I just show up and the spreadsheet completes itself. That spreadsheet don't want no part of me. I'm so pretty I make spreadsheets swoon. Ain't no spreadsheet that can keep me down."
McGwiring... When someone asks you a question, about ANYTHING really, just claim you don't remember. For example... "Mike, how were you able to comlpete that spreadsheet so fast?" ... "I don't remember." ... "Well, did you use Excel?" ... "I cannot recall." ... "You just did it 5 minutes ago." ... :"I cannot say for sure."
Garnetting... When you complete a paper, or assignment, or whatever, hold it as high above your head as you can and scream "ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!"
Lebroning... When you're going to make a decision, hype it up. For example, call everyone into your office or cubicle or whatever, and drop your decision on them. "I've decided to take my hunger to Burger King."
Rodmaning... Show up to work on Monday in your typical dress-shirt and tie. However, dye your hair 9 different colors. Change it the next day into your normal hair color, but show up in a wedding dress.
Heh. I was feeling a bit goofy. Feel free to add your own.